Actually most fantastic and inspirational advice from a female character geared towards children that I have ever seen.
if all girls took this to heart seventeen’s sales would plummet probly
i have a deep respect for scotland because i was at an ireland vs scotland football match and their chant was “we hate england more than you”
one time at a germany vs scotland game some german fans started the “stand up if you hate england” chant and the whole stadium stood up
WHAT DID WE DO?!
What didn’t we do
Does this mean that England is the us of europe
where do you think the us got it from????
So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work
I want this on a shirt.
Please, I want this on underwear
|Nurse:||"Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."|
|Me:||"He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."|
|Nurse:||"So he's your...."|
|Nurse:||(During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"|
|Nurse:||"How old were you when you first became sexually active?"|
|Me:||"....Loaded question but....14, I guess."|
|Nurse:||"You're sexually active, then."|
|Nurse:||"How many times have you been pregnant?"|
|Nurse:||"O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"|
|Me:||"I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."|
|Nurse:||"Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"|
|Me:||"I fuck girls."|
Sometimes you need to remind yourself that you were the one who carried you through the heartache. You are the one who sits with the cold body on the shower floor, and picks it up. You are the one who feeds it, who clothes it, who tucks it into bed, and you should be proud of that. Having the strength to take care of yourself when everyone around you is trying to bleed you dry, that is the strongest thing in the universe.
but I’m too slow and now I am annoyed. :(