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solarsenpai:

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

I think I learned this through this post years ago

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WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

college-life-crisis:

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cupcakereview giving me back to stevewithabeard on Christmas.

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youngblackandvegan:

i do not chase people

i do not chase men, and i do not chase friends

hell, i don’t even chase family

i’m here, and i’m important

i’m not running after people to prove that i matter

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kwisatzhaderock:

h-a-r-p-o:

what could you possibly need wrenches this size for

rpg melee weapon

Splicers.

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