he just got so much sexier.
OH MY GOD ADORABLE
Boo hoo time.
Doesn’t matter how hard I try, nothing I do will ever be good enough. Ever. Not even remotely close. I really do need to accept the fact that no matter what I do nothing will ever turn out the way I had hoped for and they will always still be disappointed in me.
I fucking quit at everything.
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
WHAT
(via memewhore)
On a scale of 1 to the War of the Worlds broadcast how misunderstood is your joke.
(via memewhore)
My best friend just lost her virginity bc she was too lazy to turn a light on and the boy she was with said “I’ll turn it on if you fuck me” so he did and they did..
AND THEY DIDN’T USE A CONDOM BECAUSE SHE WAS TOO LAZY TO GET ONE OUT OF HER BAG
And she’s trying to figure out when she last had her period depending on what homework she had due
I’m intrigued.
(Source: bitchytbh-old, via iwillmindfuckyou)
I don’t care who you fucking think you are
If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed
I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp
You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.
(via failedtextpost)
Sourdough Danish Pastries Tutorial Sets {You must click link for FULL tutorial/recipe}
IF YOU WANT TO BE A SUPER-FANCY ASSHOLE WITH YOUR BAKED GOODS
which I do
(via amandangerous)
“You want me to do the airplane thing with the spoon?”
that episode oh wow *u* i have a headcanon that sam was a fussy eater with anyone but dean as a kid. when john couldn’t get him to eat, he’d call dean, and somehow the food would disappear in record time.
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